Change in Attitude

Tuesday night at dinner I had an Epiphany!  I realized that after a lifetime of being a conservative that now, at 62, I had become a liberal.  I was now on the dole and could support Obama because he is going to "spread it around" and I will be on the receiving end! 

In the morning I realized I wasn't on the dole.  I have contributed all my life to Social Security and if I am lucky the governement will provide me with a 1.25% to 1.5% return on my investment.  I had a second epiphany!  It was only the beer talking!

BTW note I said conservative and liberal, not Republican and Democrat!